I don’t know if anyone besides me ever watches Mythbusters on the discovery channel but it is great show. Here is my mythbusting facts (or at least observations) about Eastern Europe:
MYTH: Polish are kind of stupid (hence we make Polish jokes). BUSTED: The Polish I met seem quit intelligent (although they did build the tallest building in the city of Krakow in 1975 and it has stood there totally empty the last thirty years).
MYTH: The drink Absinthe contains a crazy hallucinogen that makes you see a green ferry. BUSTED: Original Absinthe may have but the kind you can buy now (which is still illegal in the US) just makes you drunk and tastes really bad. There are no hallucination effects.
MYTH: You can get a five star hotel room in Bratislava for $1.83 per night (Eurotrip movie). BUSTED: The exchange rate is helpful in Slovakia but nowhere near that helpful.
MYTH: Germans are highly stiff and pretentious. CONFIRMED: Travelled with one for quite awhile, had to everything planned down to the minute. Subway station in Berlin tell the exact time in minutes and seconds to the next train.
MYTH: All the graffiti in Eastern Europe is expressive of the artistic culture. BUSTED: Some is good but the vast majority just looks like vandalism to me.
MYTH: Berlin is the third biggest Turkish city on earth. CONFIRMED: Only Ankara and Istanbul have larger population of Turkish people than Berlin.
MYTH: Germans drink huge quantities of beer. CONFIRMED: I see people all the time just walking down the street and drinkin a beer while reading their paper…. at like 11 AM.
MYTH: Opera consists of a fat lady singing FIGARO. BUSTED: No singing in the opera I went too.
MYTH: Eastern Europe has some of the most beautiful women on Earth. BUSTED: I would have to say no more so than back home and definitely not like some parts of Asia. Perhaps it is necessary to venture even a bit further to the east to confirm this myth.
That is it for this edition of Mythbusters… check you next time.












