I get forwarded email from lots of people (oddly enough, no one gets forwarded email from me but that is a different subject). I sort of like it, the emails that people forward are a great indicator of their thoughts and thus a great way to keep a “pulse” on what is bothering people.
Below is a good one. It was titled “FW: NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION”. I happen to think the US Constitution is probably the most amazing document developed by mankind in the past quarter century. So, I am hesitant to change it based on a forward email but lets investigate
We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights.’
Comment: Ummm, OK. This was pretty mindless and unproductive due to childish name-calling but lets move on to the “Bill of Non-Rights” (yet I do like the ‘debt-free’ reference).
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
Comment: Yeah… throw a damn brick through that TV even if you can legally acquire it then do something productive.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone — not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.
Comment:YES! Quit crying and fight back!
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.
Comment: The “suing” phenomenon… totally out of control in consumer society and business. Sometimes, yes, it was your fault.
ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes
Comment: Not properly addressed here but idea is correct… Charitable contribution should be VOLUNTARY. This will work out, without welfare, because Americans actually are overwhelmingly charitable when compared to the rest of the world.
ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we’re just not interested in public health care
Comment: Correct again… socialized health care IS NOT authorized by the real constitution. Therefore, this is easy. Either A) it cannot be provided or B) a constitutional amendment is necessary. So Congresspeople… propose an amendment or shut up about it.
ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don’t be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.
Comment: Um… ok. Electric chair for kidnap? That is really taking the moral high ground. Talk about making the enforcer worse than the offender.
ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don’t be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won’t have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.
Comment: Um… ok again. This is a little underharsh. Best system I have seen in the world is Singapore. Just cain their ass for stealing and similar. This one is actually under-aggressive (if you want to actually solve the crime problem).
ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.
Comment: Um… AMEN
ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.
Comment: Totally true. Yet also a lot easier without an overabundance of idiotic religious legislation created by those of you confused about Christian values.
ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don’t care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from!
Comment: Damn, you just care too much… chill out. Spanish speakers bother me exactly zero. Sad they make less money but that is the consequence for not learning the required skills for success.
ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country’s history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!
Comment: Uh, after all that constituional talk did you forget Amendment 1 in the Bill of Rights? This country was founed on the belief that people could pick their own god to belive in. That is not a given freedom, it is a founding freedom. VERY NEARLY NO ONE in the US knows where the phrase “In God We Trust” even came from to end up on our money. So why the do they care so damn much about taking it off. Honestly, WHO CARES?! What a stupid thing to fight over.